Lawrence

sir lawrence archibald cook the third is a record producer and professional amateur cricket player.he is the only human being that is smaller and younger looking then Robert askew(although he has actually grown now rendering the previous sentence null and void).

early life
until the age of 12 lawrence was not visible to the naked eye.

Cricket
lawrence is a seasoned bowler with over 3 months of experiance (making him the 3rd best in the uk).he is also the best in the world at that wierd retard version of cricket that lawrence,Rob askew and Robert morgan do when they dont have a bat.

taken from the millthorpian spazsports magazine, June 2010.

Strength
Lawrence's legs have a maximum permitted load of 3.2 grams.

Intelligence
Lawrence's IQ is in the category of super mega evil genius,the highest score achieved by anyone,ever. his cricket calculating program is also the most advanced in the world, able to predict the winning team in every cricket match in history to 15 decimal places.