The yorkshire dales

The Yorkshire Dales (not to be confused with The Irish Dales,which are shit) is a national park in yorkshire.They are an area of outstanding natural flatulence.

history
The Yorkshire Dales were once part of the North Yorkshire Moors,but they broke away after a sheep disagreement (the Moors wanted both black and white colored sheep but the Dales,being full of racists and other bastards, didn't want any sheep at all). the Dales moved west,and to show they were better then the Moors took steroids to make themselves bigger.They also put in those annoying stone walls (not dry stone walls,they're actually pretty awesome) to really piss off all the walkers having to walk through all these walls in the blistering June sun.

Asshole of the world status
in 2010 a team of scientists (most notably Joe Heslop) once and for all proved what had been theory for so long,that the Dales were actually the asshole of the world in the literal,as well of figurative sense.the location of the actual "hole" of the asshole was not revealed,although a spokesperson said it was in the middle in a campsite,the name of which the first word was wood,the second nook (if you are from outside Yorkshire this article will make no sense whatsoever so don't even try to understand it).

Revision: If you are from Yorkshire this article still won't make sense unless you are overly familiar with Yorkshire Dales campsites.

Max sightings
in May and June of 2010 there were a large number of sightings of the entity known as Max around the Dales area.