Trainston



Trainston is the capital of new scotland.it is the second largest settlement in new scotland,and is the second most populous (after new levisham). located on the north coast of st.bazzaa island,it is the main port for the whole island,and is also the seat of government for the new scottish parliament. in 2008 trainston was voted the worst city in the world,not surprisingly by the (old)scottish tourist board.

history
Trainston was founded in 1986 by robert morgan and some train enthusiasts.it remained a small town with a population of less then 500 until the great crap rush of 2002,when it rapidly grew,and in 2010 it had an estimated population of 2578.4. in 1997 trainston was captured by smiley face island forces and temporarily renamed "train town".although the city suffered no damage,three quiches were accidently stepped on,prompting robert morgan when trainston was recaptured to stage a massive retaliatory strike on smiley face island. in 2008 trainstons first airport "silver-link" was built,allowing even more tourists to visit the island.the airport has proved to be populer with the R.A.F. and the Russian air force as a refueling station while conducting reconnaissance missions in each others airspace.they often touch down in the airport at the same time,with hilarious consequences. silver-link airport also has the distinction of being the only permanent airport in the world that uses a runway built of cardboard.

government
Trainston has been the seat of government for new scotland since 1989,and the parliament resides in Locomotive House,which was originally an old peoples home in Basingstoke until it was for some reason transported to New Scotland and rebuilt with a tall and structurally unsound tower called Locomotive Tower. It is the tallest building in new scotland,and had a height of 56 metres until 2006 when major restoration work was completed (mostly with blu tack and rubber bands) to raise its height to 58 meters,as it is today.

culture
trainston has the second most thriving nightlife in the whole of new scotland (after new levisham) with over 3.5 pubs and a kfc (who's proprietor thinks that the town is Edinburgh). it also has a cinema dedicated to showing british transport films,a sports centre that offers base jumping off locomotive tower,and for some reason the world headquarters of Microsoft.