Max

the mysterious entity known only as Max is extremely dangerous and should only approached when he is dead.also don't make him laugh,let him play Slayer's "Raining Blood" on a ruler or encourage him to charge at you because in a charge he cant be stopped by bullets,rocks,cars or even cruise ships(believe me I've tried).

2014 Revision
The entity known as Max now is a relatively successful Dubstep and Trance 'artist'. I'm not even making that up,he actually is.