Robert askew

Robert Askew is a professional midget and one of only a handful of people that have ever said something bad about trains within 50 miles of Robert Morgan and survived.He uses his (now patented) fighting style,rob askews super midget ninga moves to kick the asses of people sometimes up to 100 times his size.He is the guardian of the midget cave that is situated under his house.

Incidentally,it is believed that the Randy Newman song "short people" was directly inspired by robert askew.