New scotland

new scotland(also known as "crap scotland","the worst country in the world",or simply "hell") is an island country located off the coast of scotland,just far enough away so that it doesn't look like its stalking scotland or its one of its bitches(see outer hebrides).

History
The island of New Scotland was formed in approximately 1977 when it was towed to its currant position by the Loch Ness monster.Before then it had been located close to the island of Arran,but had been called the island of Barran,on account of its potency issues(which we will not discuss here).It broke into 6 different islands,st bazza island, Gresley island(also known as helmet island because of its shape),New New Zealand island,Nslice island,unnamed nuclear test site island and Smiley Face island.

It remained uninhabited until 1986 when robert morgan (well who else would you have expected?) and a small band of train volunteers colonized it and established the united kingdom of new scotland" ,an independant state consisting of five of new scotlands six islands (Smiley Face island kept it ties to the Scottish empire.On the biggest of the islands,St.Bazza,the Train Enthusiasts built the capitol of New Scotland,and named it trainston. In 1997 for a time Trainston was captured by Smiley Face island and renamed "Train Town".The resulting nuclear "retaliation" by Robert Morgan devastated much of Smiley Face island.

"If that fucking island was smiling five minutes ago it wont be smiling now."

Robert Morgan after launching his "massive retaliation" on Smiley Face island.

Culture
Although New Scotland's culture is largely the same as old Scotland's'(just more boring),a number of peculiarities exist in New Scotland,such as driving on the pavement,the absence of capital letters and correct grammar(this is evident on Manfacepedia) and the wearing of Boiler suits as formal wear.Surprisingly,Opera's have been written and performed on the island,such as Terry Steven's 2009 Don Giovanni with Trains,which was called by one critic "the single worst opera of all time for music and the second worst for story"(after We Will Rock You). National Publications include What Train? the national newspaper,and the magazine Casual Racism Today.

Economy
New Scotland has a thriving economy,mostly from the Crap Industry.There are an estimated 2000 Crap farms on the islands,with over 5000 tonnes of Crap being exported each year.

Most of the Crap is shipped to Scotland,where before it arrives it is dumped in the Scarpa Flow (Scotland doesn't want anything to do with New Scotland,nevermind its feces).

Transportation
As of 2010 New Scotland's main flag carrying airline is new scottish airlines.The Country also has a number of ferry services provided by P and o-new scotland ferries